I sometimes say things that would sound so strange otherwise. Below are the examples
- Dont touch your brother’s ball(Ava)
- Dont pinch my nipples(Both younger ones)
- Dont lick your finger after digging your nose(Ash)
- Yes, you must use soap to bath everyday
- Stay far away from your father’s crotch
- Dont lick the puddle of water on the floor(baby)
- Dont check whether you need to wipe. After you poop, you wipe!
I especially hate the 2nd one. It hurts!
lol Love the last one! I have to tell Olivia to just wipe 2 or 3 times after peeing; otherwise she forgets and just keeps wiping all day… What’s up with my little daydreamer? That is something I definately never thought I’d be saying, “After you pee, just wipe 3 times and then throw the toilet paper in the potty.” You’d think some things would just be common sense. I guess there is no such thing as common sense to a 3-year-old!