Convo with my sons

Youngest child: I have a penis.

Me:Who else has a penis?

YC:Neil, daddy. You dont have a penis.

Me:yes, I have a vagina.

YC:China? Pandas live in China

Both NK and I crack up.

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3rd offspring:We dont have school tomorrow

Me:Nope

3O:Why?

Me:Its MLK’s birthday

3o:Oh I heard of that guy. He had a dream.

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Packing for tomorrow’s school day.I ask youngest child, what he wants to bring for show and tell. He said Stripes, his stuffed tiger. I informed him he already brought that twice.

Older brother chimes in: Samar, you cannot bring that. Nobody would be impressed if you bring the same thing.

Me:What does impress mean , Neil?

Neil:It means that something is really cool and everything thinks it cool and also wants it.

Samar:Stripes is cool.

Neil:No Samar he is not. HE IS A STUFFED TOY.

Samar:He is tiger and he talks to me.

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The boy’s bedtime..Samar is telling a story

Samar:Once upon time, there was a tiger and a lion,named Raja 1 and Raja 2. They went to the forest. They saw a chicken.

Neil: Samar, chickens live on a farm. They dont live in a forest.

Samar:Okay lets starts over again.Once upon a time,there was a tiger and lion,named Raja and Raja. They went to the farm. They saw a chicken. Chicken was lost. The lion wanted to help the chicken find its family. The tiger also helped her. The chicken found its mummy,daddy and sisters and brothers. The chicken was happy.

THE END>

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30 Responses to Convo with my sons

  1. aneela z says:

    so glad to meet some vegetarian tigers.

  2. Suki says:

    Awww, awww, awww :D

    The psychoanalysis-enthusiast in me says – Every kid I read about seems to go through this “I have a penis and X doesn’t”, or “What’s that thing Y has that I don’t?” phase. Freud must have got something right!

  3. starry eyed says:

    Darned cute, those 2!!! I like where you asked him what he thought ‘impress’ means, sometimes my daughter comes up with totally hilarious answers!

    Me: I do it all the time. Asking him or the girls what something means. Their explanations sometimes blows me away.

  4. Perakath says:

    Lol @ Aneela.

    Didn’t know this ‘Show & Tell’ thing actually happens to this day!

    Me: It does. Samar brings in something every week. Neil has once a month or so.

  5. Neha says:

    I totally cracked up at this. “Oh I heard of that guy. He had a dream.” The little man might unknowingly have picked up sarcasm from Mamma?? ;)

    Me: They must have. And belated congrats!

  6. Abha says:

    awesome!! they get their wit from you guys dude!!

    LOVED Samar’s story! all happy happy! :D

    cheers!

  7. Goofy Mumma says:

    You do have fun living with those kids don’t you S???They are taking up on your sense of humour I think!!

  8. suma says:

    that was funny…

    what kindhearted animals in samar’s story…! i thought neil would shock samar and make his Raja1 and 2 eat the poor chicken :)

  9. Guddi says:

    ROFL!!! Love baby talk but this takes the cake.. i cant stop laughing at “he had a dream”!!! :) )

  10. Sands says:

    Live entertainment. They are just awesome. Loved the MLK one and of course the pandas in China ;)

  11. Subha says:

    Haha.. Great Story..
    Btw, how do i find you in facebook?

  12. Raja 1 and Raja 2 …. wah wah … mighty impressed … no fights … both are the kids and they help chicken !! What a sweet story !

  13. shilpa says:

    LOL at the chicken’s whole family being found. So you have a china?

  14. AverageJane says:

    LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. Especially at “he had a dream”. :) You have trained them well. Or may be they have trained you well. :)

  15. Monika says:

    LOL so u have a calvin at home… will u give him some hugs from my side haan :)

  16. Hahaha! Thanks for the aww moment and the laughs :D

    Samar seems in line with Calvin ( of Calvin Hobbes fame)..with his talking stuffed tiger ;)

    Chicken , Tiger and Lion..what harmony and help. I am ‘impressed’ ! :)

  17. sukanya says:

    I loved the one on MLK…he surely had a dream!:-)

    kids-they are hilarious!

  18. Silvara says:

    LOL – kids are funny :D

  19. bini says:

    Impressed at Samar’s knowledge of Pandas living in China..U should post a video of Samar telling stories..:)

  20. Neelum says:

    LOL ….

    Love the story as well !!

  21. Miss M says:

    I showed my mum your last post and she says, “Tell Sunita to buy some for me na and ask her to send them to Singapore!” LOL! :D

    Me: What does she think about buying it used bit? I told my parents all about thrift stores and estate sale and they seem fine about it.

  22. Prati says:

    Pandas live in China was the best.:D

    Me: My Fav too

  23. DG says:

    You shld get Samar Calvin & Hobbes comics!

  24. Denise says:

    OMG…I loved their convos……classic!

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