Youngest child: I have a penis. Me:Who else has a penis? YC:Neil, daddy. You dont have a penis. Me:yes, I have a vagina. YC:China? Pandas live in China Both NK and I crack up. ——————— 3rd offspring:We dont have school tomorrow Me:Nope 3O:Why? Me:Its MLK’s birthday 3o:Oh I heard of that guy. He had a [...]
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*Day 4/Halloween Parade
Has it only been 4 days since NK left? It feels like so much longer. Today was extremely busy day, with Halloween parties in the school, followed by a parade and then trick n treating at a nearby mall place. It was fun but tiring. The kids all came home and slept by 7.45p/m. FIL [...]
Diwali 09
Diwali to NK means mithai and fireworks. Diwali to me means my mom’s murruku, kueh tart, getting ang pao from relatives. Buying new clothes, mum will sew new curtains, new cushion covers. Day of diwali, we wear our new suits and wait for our friends to come. My mum will cook chole bhature and samosas [...]
Call of the Wild
Sur wrote about her awesome friends who do things that people with kids arent suppose to do.I was actually writing about how we as a family always are outdoors. I hate going to amusement parks. I hate paying through my nose for tickets and then waste time, waiting in lines. A friend called me and told [...]
Recap of the party
The party is over. Any party is stressful, whether you invite 8 families or 80. From the venue, to the theme to the food to party favours. I did everything except the cake. the cake was delegated to NK. He went and ordered it with the boys. When I opened the cake box, my friend [...]
2.5 hours of being child-free
Today was Samar’s first day at preschool ALL BY HIMSELF. I am not the crying sort, , but I admit this morning, I was just a teeny weeny sad. I have been preparing him by going down the list of food he can and cannot eat. This was heartbreaking. I will ask him something and he says [...]
Heard Around The House/ More Narcissism
Me: Samar, you have to do pee-pee in the potty now. You are a big boy. No more diapers Samar: Why I am a big boy, mommy? Neil: Samar, because you go to school. You are a big boy right. Samar: NO, it’s because I have a beeeg lulu(penis) Its been hot here in the Bay [...]
First day of Preschool/Daily Outfit
Today, my youngest child went off to preschool. He goes to a co-op preschool. Tues/Thurs and I work on Tues. Neil did it last year and I had a lot of fun during my Friday working day(Pss; you guys reading, no one is better than our Friday Class.. I miss you guys.wah).He did extremely well. No [...]
The Last Child Syndrome
The last child is one who is dragged to soccer practices. The one who is sleeping at a awkward angle in the umbrella stroller at Girl Scouts Meetings. The one who has hand me downs to last him until the next century. The one who thinks the world of his siblings. The one who isnt afraid to [...]
Bokeh*
Me: Samar sit down and let me strap you in the car seat. Samar:No No Me: Do you want the police to catch mama? Neil: yes, you can go to jail. Me:What! Neil” Yes, then we can be our own boss and do whatever we want. Avasha: but Neil only mummy knows the password to [...]
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